the brass monkey (and beyond)

Startin off with the classics. for those of you out there who don't what a brass monkey is, you start off with a classic malt liquor(Olde English 800,Mickey's,colt45) some people mix it with real orange juice but personally i think sunny d works better(and keeps it nice n' sleazy) .A traditional brass monkey is made by drinking a forty down to the label and filling in the rest with orange juice, personally i mix in a cup or make a pitcher it helps to drink it faster and it just makes more sense. I do about 1/4 oj 3/4 Olde English.I'm gonna go ahead and give this one a 10 outta 10. It's a hood classic and it's real tasty. I've also have done this concept with Hawaiian Punch which is called a "Knockout"(8 outta 10), and blue raspberry Tampico,which is called a "Blue Ape"(6 outta 10). these concoctions are overall mild and refreshing and are designed to mask taste and dilute carbonation so you can consume malt liquor at a much faster rate.As a personal tip I'd suggest smoking menthol cigarettes and listening to hip hop during consumption.