"Wild Irish Disaster"

So here it is, new years day and I'm hungover with a gash on my face. The culprit? "Wild Irish Disaster" one 24 oz can of grape Colt 45 Blast,an entire bottle of Wild Irish Rose(red),a splash of Joose green apple,and a lime twist(optional). This mixture of intimidating ingredients may just be my most dangerous grog yet!! imaging liquifying gummy worms and grape skittles,sounds delicious right!! It is,I finished the entire mixture in about 3 minutes.Like a slap in the face i got hit with an instant blackout.From what i was told I was demanding punches in the face and tried seducing the donut shop lady. I woke up this morning with a band-aid on my face,lookin like a mixture between Kieth Richards and Nelly.9 outta 10 but a word of advice, pace yourself with this one, It's lethal.